Sunday, October 23, 2005

An Insight on The Life of The Franchise and the Real World

An Insight on The Life of The Franchise and the Real World

I've been reading some of Zac's blog recently and I can understand why he's angry at people. Obviously nobody would like to be treated like he is and it isn't fair because it's not his fault that he is who he is and that people don't like who he is. I think it's good that he's acutally looking for an answer as to why he gets picked on BUT... he's just blamed it on racism. If you actually read through some of his posts he constantly says that he loves maths, aces every test, nearly killed himself when he failed to get his L's first try [obviously an exaggeration but you get the point] - even if you didn't know him at all and had never even met him before, you would still label him as a nerd pretty quickly. In other posts though, he continually talks about beefing up and how he's so hardcore and talking himself up in that kind of way, though anyone at SMGS can tell that this is all bull... This is when I label him as a tool.

I really don't want this post to be a completely anti-Zac rant because I don't even know him in the slightest, but it just angers me that he can post this shit on the net and not expect it to come back and bite him in the arse. My heart goes out to him really because I don't think he knows that he's doing it and that he actually thinks that people are that racist.

Anyway aside from all of that that I just wanted to get off my chest, here are a few random facts for today:

On average, people fear spiders more than death.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

A full moon always rises at sunset.

The largest number of childern born to one woman is 69 in Russia.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to supress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

The catfish has more than 27,000 taste buds.

Peace, love and mungbeans

Friday, October 21, 2005


date: Thurs 20th October

today was a BAD DAY

it had to be said - and its all that needs to be said

war, hate & famine

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

The pyramids were actually built by Sears

Grrr I wrote an entire blog entry and then my internet fucked up. It wasn't very interesting though - just some stuff about tapeworms and how they are, as Pat the great says, uck.

I don't think anything too interesting has happened today - except I had my singing concert which was craptacular. I couldn't sing any high notes which was, again, craptacular but in my singing lesson this arvo all was resolved hooray. hooray for singing lessons. hooray for learning.
except maths cause maths smells...

hmmm... I am now going to acknowledge some people who are awesome cause I can't think of anything else to write. So, some people of note:
Pat the great
Dene the awesome
David the ...drama fag ; ) love your work
Lisa the German
Dylan the strange
Alex the guy who can hold his vodka so incredably well so that no one can tell he's even been drinking
Little the forgiver
Lucien the HUGE
Gus the ... i'm not even gonna try and find just one word for gus
Bebbington the gangly
Chloe the real
Watts the ...drummer?

This is getting a bit poor so I'm gonna sign off now

peace love and mungbeans

English smells like teen lack of spirit

So... creative task for english... any ideas?! ahhh I'm ment to be doing a concert today at lunchtime and it's gonna be SO SHIT!!! except for Toby cause he's awesome. For Yr 12 music we have to prepare a 25minute repertoire for our exam and today at lunchtime Toby and I are supposed to be performing our repertoirs for an audience to get some practice doing it infront of people so we don't shit ourselves when we get to the exam - like we wont anyway... but this morning when I was practicing my voice died - I actually couldn't sing half the notes in the majority of my songs so now there's only one song that I can do in full and I have to sing that one at lunchtime instead of all 7 songs which is a relief but still - FUCK I'VE GOTTA SING. And people keep teasing me saying they'll come - like David grrrrrrr [glares at dave]. So I hope no-one comes and then Toby and I can both cry cause we've got no friends to come and support us but then we can celebrate cause we didn't have to sing for everyone. woot bring on the celebration booze.

Today seems like a very Missy Higgins day to me. and Ben and Nena but every day is a Ben and Nena day. It's a bludgy day as far as school goes - English, Spare, Lit, Maths, though I've vowed never to go to another maths class this year. School's been relatively boring recently - just preparing for exams which is one of the most boring tasks any educator decided to set his/her class. We children are like sponges apparantly so if they slack off their teaching job and just give us practice exams, what does that show us? Take shortcuts!! And what do they tell us? Don't take shortcuts!! It's one of the many do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do instances in our society but lets not get started on that...

Must go edit last blog


Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Some more random facts for today

The human brain is about 85% water.

Swans are the only birds with penises.

The average human body contains enough potassium to fire a toy cannon.

The poisonous copperhead snake smells like fresh cut cucumbers.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or recieved a phone call.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

The average person is about a quater of an inch taller at night.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds of up to 100km/h

During a kiss as many as 278 bacteria colonies are exchanged.

The average human body contains enough phosphorous to make 2,200 match heads.

No two spider webs are the same.

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.

A crocodile can't stick out it's tongue.

You can stop a sneeze by pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth.

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.

Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Some random facts for today

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

The neanderthal man's brain was bigger than modern man's.

40 people are sent to hospital for dog bites every minute.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

No words in the english language rhyme with month, orange, silver or purple.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 0.1 calorie.

Travelling by air is the safest means of transport.

The modern flushing toilet was invented by Thomas Crapper

The left lung is smaller than the right lung to make room for the heart.

Bulletproof vests, fire excapes, laser printers and windshield wipers were all invented by women.

Apples, not caffeine are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.

The average human body contains enough iron to make a 7.62cm nail.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and then sinking to the bottom.

Most people fear public speaking more than death.

You can hear the tick of a watch from 6 metres in very quiet conditions.

Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 muscles to frown.

A fingernail of toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.

Selbst Engel weinen, Engel leiden, sie verzweifel wie jeder ander

Ok now to be honest I only signed up to blogger to add a comment to Pat's awesome blog. Because he is awesome. Which is why we have the Pat Fan Club - secret handshake and all.

Anyway as the name of this blog page suggests, it is a page of bore. Mine in particular but the more the merrier. For example - today sucked. No doubt about it. Firstly, it was casual clothes day which I HATE. Its just a chance for people to pretend they're punks, models, goths, whatever tickles your fancy. At our school at least, it's a competition to see who can buy the most expensive and Cleo-esque outfit. So of course I wore some old baggy pants that still have sauce stains on the leg from the Melbourne Show, and a t-shirt I found lying around in my room. Total cost $0 - I lose. We also had a maths test today. Though when I say we I actually mean they...I didn't go. So I was literally scared for my life when I passed my teacher at school later in the day. I'm going to get a beating of a lifetime. But who honestly likes maths?! Well obviously not me.

So as I await my impending doom I shall say - why the hell are you reading this blog you loony?

Goodnight Australia